
The abbot gingerly approached the door of the monk's room and, screwing up his courage, he knocked.
THUMP THUMP THUMP!
"Daoji!"
THUMP THUMP THUMP!
"Open up, monk! Are you awake?"
"Of course I'm awake," came a muffled voice from inside. "I'm an arhat, aren't I? At least, that's what they tell me. Now go away!"